Get ready to encounter THEE most basic meal I've ever shown you (keeping in mind I've shown you one meal and one enduring snack/dessert/light meal).
Tonight I was wondering what I'd make. I just went to the store, so really my options were limitless. Except for one thing. I wanted some peas. Sometimes, I just get cravings. Tonight, I needed some peas. Lucky for me, I had some available.
I threw a chicken breast into a frying pan and doused it in pepper. Again, with the throwing, I know. Just try and stay with me. I then grabbed the can opener, as many college students will do. I then opened a can.
A can of what?
A can of refried beans! With jalapeños! I know, you're getting excited. Can you imagine how excited I was!? I almost started sweating I was so excited. I was really having a mo.
So while the chicken was sizzlin' and the beans were a heatin' in a saucepan and the peas were being steamed, I sort of just stood there and wondered what to do about my statistics homework. Then the smoke detector went off. So I opened a window and cursed silently because my ears were about to bleed. Not really, that would be a serious problem. If that ever happens to you I would get that checked out stat!
Final result. MOUNTAIN OF PEAS. I know, I wouldn't expect you to want that many, but I love peas, as previously stated. After I took this, I remembered that I just bought a bottle of Sriracha. Oh you don't know what that is? Here, child. Lets just say by the end of the meal, I was in tears. Good tears. Enjoy.
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