When I got home from Spanish today, I thought to myself, "Tengo hambre.". And then I thought to myself, "why am I thinking in Spanish?". And THEN I thought to myself, "Quiero las frutas. Quiero las frutas muy, muy deliciosas.". And then I proceeded to think to myself, "WHAT IS HAPPENING IN MY BRAIN RIGHT NOW.". And finally, I thought to myself, "Silencio. Voy a la cocina, rapidamente." So I did. And this is what I grabbed out of my refrigerator:

That's two apples, two kiwis, a pineapple, some strawbs, and a bag o' cherries. While cherries are delicious and nutritious, I promptly put them back in the fridge after this picture was taken. I just wasn't in the mood to pit every single one of them, ya know? Do you feel me? I feel me.



Then I got to cut up the pineapple. Notice how I "got" to do this. Most people don't like cutting pineapple. It's a cumbersome and slightly annoying chore. Especially if you have any cuts on your hands/fingers. Lucky for me, I don't have any. Today. I LOVE cutting pineapple. 1) Because it's my favorite fruit (Bingo), and 2) I really like the fact that I have a legitimately sharp knife to cut it with. It really makes it an enjoyable task. Until you almost slice your finger off. I don't want to talk about it.

INGREDIENTS:
- 2 apples
- 2 kiwis
- 1 package of strawberries
- 1 whole pineapple
Instructions:
- Cut up all fruit. Eat some whilst cutting. Put it all in bowl. Give it a toss. Put it in your mouth. Put more in your mouth. Put even more in your mouth. Look like my hamster for a minute. Swallow, repeat.
"Why yes! I do believe in you!" says the roommate. (me!)
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